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Soliciting donations for a monument to George W Bush

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Soliciting Donations
Date: Wed, 28 Mar 2007
Subject: Monument to George Bush

Dear friends:

I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise
$5,000,000 for a monument to George W. Bush . We originally
wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough
room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of George W in the Washington,
D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be
placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of
George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never
told the truth, since George could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
greatest Republican of them all. He didn't know where he was going, and when
he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where
he had been, destroyed the well-being of the majority of the population
while he was there, and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you.
George W. Bush Monument Committee

(so far we have collected $1.35)

 

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