As usual, the tough talking leader of the organization, Debra Sweet has organized yet another bold (type) initiative...
DECLARE IT NOW! Wear Orange Campaign!
(Cue the revolution music!)
Gee, I bet that'll rein in our runaway Congress! ... That'll show the Bush Administration who's got the big & powerful...um... color orange!
Let's see...the Bush Regime has agent orange in their arsenal as well an army of Fox News pundits that can convince the American Public that an apple is an orange, but the "radical" World Can't Wait organization has decided to arm their followers with bandannas...THAT ARE ORANGE!!!!!!!
So, you mean...that's it?
Meanwhile, Dictator Bush decider-ed from the beginning of these wars that Agent Orange's long term effects aren't destructive enough for the Iraqis (and our own soldiers)...and chose instead--Depleted Uranium. At least he's finally done something for the world to remember him by...for the next 4.5 BILLION YEARS!
In response, World Can't Wait has finally arrived at the perfect, bold strategy:
In courageous solidarity with those who are still being tortured, they will...wear ORANGE!
(I've watched enough television in my life to know that if this were a made-for-tv-movie, World Can't Wait would be killed off by the first commercial.)
In all fairness to World Can't Wait, at least they try to look tough, the other peace groups must live on milk toast alone. Do these groups actually believe peace can come without addressing the conflicting information that caused the "war on terror" in the first place? Why don't they point out who are the enemies to our life and liberty and who clearly are not.
Until they do this, peace won't have a chance.
There really are some people who are still afraid of Osama Bin Laden and his Radical Islamic Terrorist followers. These ill-informed Americans still believe these Radical Islamic Terrorists were responsible for killing 3000 of us on September 11th and why wouldn't they? How many of us who are actually in the position to inform our fellow citizens have boldly spoken the truth about this deception? It is this dwindling, fearful, brainwashed third of the country which serves to immobilize this country's peace lovers by acting like wet blankets upon any fires we attempt to light under America's collective ar*e. Until the fearful are shown that radical Islamic terrorists can't harm us unless the rogue forces within the US government helps them do so, their irrational fear will divert America's attention from the much more dangerous home-grown enemies that orchestrated September 11th.
World Can't Wait (and all the other peace groups out there) have decided that they are evidently making so much progress toward peace, they can afford to leave their own Little Boy buried under huge stockpiles of orange bandannas, petitions, signs, bullhorns, pins, t-shirts, ribbons, magnets, bumper stickers and baseball caps. If World Can't Wait wanted to demonstrate their impatience with the Bush Regime, they'd throw down such nonsense campaigns and prepare peace's most powerful Fat Man of all...THE TRUTH.