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Endangered Safari

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These goddamned hippie food nazis

would have you believe there aren't any

friggin' animals left on the planet

So, I went on an expedition in a Ford Expedition

(next to a sequoia, right there on the Interstate)


Discovered cardinals in Arizona and Missouri

Orioles and ravens in Baltimore, seahawks in Seattle

Eagles in Philly, hawks and falcons in Atlanta

Ducks in Cali and blue jays north of the border


Along the highway, dodged impalas and mustangs

and broncos (especially in Denver)

Colts and rams in Middle America

A bull or two in the Windy City


Southwest for coyotes and diamondbacks

Up north for lynx, timberwolves, and bucks


Bears and their cubs in Chicago, bruins in Boston

Cougars panthers tigers lions jaguars bengals

in various cities and parking lots

Pumas in gyms and schoolyards all over the fuckin' place

Dolphins and marlins and devil rays in FLA

Sharks in San Jose

Even found some raptors lingering in Canada


You should never trust a tree hugger...


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