The Juwes are not the men
That will be blamed for nothing
The Gaulston St. graffiti
Attributed to the Jack, the Ripper
I recently hosted a family, old acquaintances of ours. They emigrated to Israel from Ukraine ( it is called Ascension) and now we all have adult children. At one of our luscious dinners the husband told us all a funny story very popular now in Israel:
-An Israeli, an Englishman and A Frenchman find themselves marooned on the island inhabited by cannibals. The Chief arranges for the three kettles and then offers each of them to fulfill their one wish before they are boiled for dinner. Englishman gets a pudding and off he goes to the kettle. Frenchman wants a woman and after that- the same thing. Israeli asks the Chief to give him a hearty kick in the butt. After the Chief does that he pulls out an Uzi, kills all the cannibals and then releases the others. When they ask him why didn’t he do that before he answers, ‘Now you will not accuse me of using an excessive force.’
They all laughed around me and proceeded eating. They thought it was funny.