This is Jesus Christ in the morning on Rock 3:16. The station that raises the truth from the dead and brings the evildoers to their knees. I can 't say I have talent on loan from God - Rush would sue me. But I have talent taken while the big man was sleeping. Thank Dad for the day of rest.
Don 't worry, I got all your emails and prayers, my hard drive even crashed I got so many emails from Alan Keyes. And to all you that doubted Keyes, he did have my Dad 's endorsement. Although Dad made a killing betting Satan on the outcome.
Well enough of my babble, let 't talk to the rabble. The first caller is Marge from
St.Paul. Dad, am I sick of his letters. What 's the word, Marge? You are on with JC.
Marge: Hi Jesus, this is Marge and I 'm a first-time caller, long-time believer. My question is, how can you say you support Bush when the man lied about the reason to start a war? Isn 't lying against the Ten Commandments?
Marge: I would have preferred not killing 100,000 people for a lie.
JC: C 'mon, It had to be done. Sure we are killing innocent people, but you don 't think
my Dad did it. He sent down a plague of locusts. OK, we have moved beyond locusts, and now it is a plague of megaton bombs. Same difference.
It was the perfect ruse. Bush told Saddam to get rid of the weapons. He did. So he sure the hell wasn 't expecting to be attacked. We saved a lot of lives with that lie. When Halliburton buys out the Vatican, you can expect a few footnotes for all the Commandments.
Look on the bright side. Just look how much damage he is doing in Iraq. Would you really want him to be doing anything domestically? Do you want to have all that poverty, death, and blown up oil wells in this country? The guy enjoys killing so let the baby have his bottle.
Next up we have Michael in St. Augustine. Hi Michael, how 's the Fountain of Youth?
Michael: How would I know? It 's now a frickin water park.
Michael: I just want to thank you for using my wife, Terry. According to Tom DeLay, my wife was laid in a bed for fifteen years so you Republicans could use her. And thanks to the culture of life you work with, I now have to hide out in St. Augustine to keep from being killed by your followers. Oh, damn, did I say, St. Augustine? I am really in Epcot Center.
JC: Actually, death may be better for you than Epcot. It could be a mercy killing.