Many people go to visit psychics for $25. The psychic will read your herbal tea leaves out of a tea cup or read Mark Foley's palm and tell them the future with astonishing accuracy. "Tomorrow you will wake up. You will brush your teeth and then have breakfast. It may include an egg." People get so blown away by the accuracy of the psychic's predictions that the psychic then moves in for the kill. The psychic then says to the patient, "I have some bad news for you. Someone has placed a curse upon you. This is what has been causing your depression and your anxiety, not the fact that you are about to get fleeced out of your mind. I really hope you fall for this because I could really use a trip to Rio de Janeiro next week. I hear the coke there is unbelievable. Plus I've never been to the Carnival before. This will finally give me a chance to dress up like Lindsay Lohan and put those Samba lessons to use. I am the only person on Earth who can remove the curse from you. But it won't be cheap. I must take 5 candles to the Church. There 5 Priests must spend 1 entire week praying over these candles. Priests don't come cheap these days. Then you will be cured. The candles cost $1000 each. Fortunately I do accept American Express.
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