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I have a Dream 2006 - Rewritten By Republicans

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Dear Reader,

With the commemoration of Martin Luther King 's birthday just a few short weeks away, I thought you might me interested what a rewrite of his most famous speech might look like if it were done by those in power today.

Enjoy!
Sincerely,

John Mollan, MS

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I
Have a Dream 2006
, Republican style!

Note:
White House draft copy not for public release

CC:
Rove, Delay, Robertson, Cheney, Rice, Lay

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...I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the
true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that
all [Christian Republican] men are created equal [as equal as
their net worth and country club memberships will allow]."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia; [in the Rust
Belt of Ohio] the sons of former slaves [small business owners] and the
sons of former slave owners [factory workers] will be able to sit down
together at the [unemployment office] table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state
sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression,
will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
  [Note:
The state of Mississippi has been deleted from the United States by FEMA since
Hurricane Katrina
]

I have a dream that my four little children  [heirs] will one
day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin
[Mercedes] but by the content of their character [stock portfolios].

I have a dream today!

And this will be the day -- this will be the day when all of God's [unaborted] children will be able [required] to sing
with new meaning:

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My country 'tis of thee [for me],
sweet land of liberty [domestic surveillance and wiretaps], of thee I
sing.

Land where my
fathers
[your sons and daughters continue to die to maintain my
lifestyle], land of the Pilgrim's [fundamentalist Christian] pride,

From every
[strip mined] mountainside, let
freedom [free trade] ring!

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Rob Kall is an award winning journalist, inventor, software architect, connector and visionary. His work and his writing have been featured in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, CNN, ABC, the HuffingtonPost, Success, Discover and other media. He's given talks and workshops to Fortune 500 execs and national medical and psychological organizations, and pioneered first-of-their-kind conferences in Positive Psychology, Brain Science and Story. He hosts some of the world's smartest, most interesting and powerful people on his Bottom Up Radio Show, and founded and publishes one of the top Google- ranked progressive news and opinion sites, OpEdNews.com

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Rob Kall has spent his adult life as an awakener and empowerer-- first in the field of biofeedback, inventing products, developing software and a music recording label, MuPsych, within the company he founded in 1978-- Futurehealth, and founding, organizing and running 3 conferences: Winter Brain, on Neurofeedback and consciousness, Optimal Functioning and Positive Psychology (a pioneer in the field of Positive Psychology, first presenting workshops on it in 1985) and Storycon Summit Meeting on the Art Science and Application of Story-- each the first of their kind.  Then, when he found the process of raising people's consciousness and empowering them to take more control of their lives  one person at a time was too slow, he founded Opednews.com-- which has been the top search result on Google for the terms liberal news and progressive opinion for several years. Rob began his Bottom-up Radio show, broadcast on WNJC 1360 AM to Metro Philly, also available on iTunes, covering the transition of our culture, business and world from predominantly Top-down (hierarchical, centralized, authoritarian, patriarchal, big)  to bottom-up (egalitarian, local, interdependent, grassroots, archetypal feminine and small.) Recent long-term projects include a book, Bottom-up-- The Connection Revolution, debillionairizing the planet and the Psychopathy Defense and Optimization Project. 

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