Gift from the Gods. The Maya believed the cocoa tree was created by the gods and that the pods holding the cocoa beans were an ofering from the gods to mankind.
The Mystical Drink. The Maya believed this drinkable concoction, which was strictly reserved for religious ceremonies and the nobility, brought universal wisdom and knowledge to anyone who consumed it.
Cinnamon Spices Things Up. When the Maya first created chocolate, they realized their original recipe was too bitter to be consumed as cocoa beans alone. So they began experimenting with different spices to help balance the bitterness. Cinnamon was later added to this ancient Mayan recipe by the Europeans in the 16th century."
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Oh, really? They realized it was too bitter, hunh? And lo and behold, they were rescued from this nasty, primitive drink by whom? The "Europeans."
Let's consider what happened in the 16th century to the Maya, at the hands of the "Europeans." I assume you know. However, you may not, as we aren't taught in school about such things. And I know Haagen Dazs/Nestle/Dole ain't puttin' it in their spot. After all, it's not important to our school system, nor to any corporate entitity, that the world citizenry be educated about Imperial greed and the slaughter of the innocent. If the proles caught on to this type of recurring pattern, we might recognize it when it dons its jackboots, yellow ribbons, and declares once more that it must (once again) save the Indigenous Brown Backward People from their wicked, barbaric, unholy ways.
The Spaniards slaughtered the Mayan Indians in the 16th century. They did it for dreams of gold, which Hernán Cortés claimed was the only cure for the Spaniards, who "suffer from a disease of the heart." The Spaniards attacked the unsuspecting Indians, destroyed their idols, spat upon their dearest beliefs, stole their land, tortured them under the guise of their "Holy Religion," murdered countless innocents and deceived whomever they could in order to gain a better slicing and stabbing stance, but really it was all in the name of what Christopher Columbus called "the most excellent" goal, gold. There is your ancient recipe. A substance that rights all wrongs, and erases all torture and genocide, for when it comes to this yellow rock, "whoever has it may do what he wishes in this world," according to our hero, Cristopher Columbus.
What I want to know is this:
Was it Fray Diego de Landa, perhaps, who added the cinnamon? Did he slip in a pinch after he burned the Mayan's sacred writings on all those matters we now wish we understood? Did the Spaniards convince the Maya people to add something sweeter while they had them on the garrucha, perhaps when they were flogging the poor Indians, or pouring burning wax on their skin? Did the Spaniards decide the Mayans' ancient cocoa recipe needed a touch of the European flavor after the Mayans poisoned their own wells, destroyed the sacred maize crop in order to drive the relentless conquerors away? When the Maya people began committing suicide rather than give up their gods and be tortured on the way, did the Spaniards think of this as a failure to bring Cinnamon to the hearts and minds of the Indians?
When was it, exactly, that the Spaniards decided to bestow yet one more gift upon these wicked Indians by sweetening their ungodly treat? And who should I, as a descendent of these people, thank for this? Is it Häagen Dazs? Nestle? Dole?
There was no sin; in the holy faith their lives were passed. There was then no sickness, they had then no aching bones; they had then no high fever; they had then no smallpox...they had then no headache. At that time the course of humanity was orderly. The foreigners made it otherwise when they arrived here. They brought shameful things when they came. ...it was only that these priests of ours were to come to an end when misery was introduced, when Christianity as introduced by the real Christians. Then with the true God, the true Dios, came the beginning of our misery. It was the beginning of tribute, the beginning of church dues...the beginning of robbery with violence, the beginning of forced debts, the beginning of debts enforcd by false testimony...."
The Books of Chilam Balam of Chumayel