General Stone gave such a rosy description of life in US detention centers here in Iraq that it made me wanna run out and become an insurgent just so I could get arrested and sent to one too. He made Camp Buca and Abu Ghraib sound like they were almost even better than the Hilton -- and certainly a lot better than the jails we got in California. San Quentin, take note.
I was writing so quickly at the press conference that I might have gotten some of the general's words wrong but here's what my notes say he said: "Our major goal here is to try to integrate detainees back into Iraqi society. We are also committed to broad transparency and public accountability. We work in cooperation with international laws and human rights regulations and we encourage visits and inspections to our facilities by the Red Cross and the press." Then Gen. Stone said the same thing in Arabic for the benefit of the Iraqi reporters present. Heck, I can hardly say "Salaam Aleikum" in Arabic. I was in awe
"We provide what the inmates need," continued the general, " including clothing, food, water for drinking and washing, medical care and education such as literacy programs and vocational training." Good on him. We could even use these types of programs in American jails. Would this man consider working at Sing Sing when he gets done with Iraq?
"Approximately 83% of the detainees are Sunni. 16% are Shi'a. We only have 280 third-country-nationals in detention." Each detainee's situation is considered individually and is released back into the community when he appears to be no longer a threat. "Before they are released, each detainee signs a pledge that they will no longer participate in violent insurgent activities and, so far, released detainees have honored their pledges 100%." Plus once they get out of jail, the detainees have developed new skills and stuff to allow them to support themselves economically as well.
"Our goal is to release all of the detainees under our care as soon as they become ready." Also, the general made the point again and again that the US is only in charge of the detention facilities here with the consent of the Iraqi government and if the Iraqis ever want to take over this little hotel-keeping operation themselves, then the US will immediately turn the detainees over to them.
PS: I keep trying to add an attachment of a photograph of me in my "hotel room" at the airbase in Kuwait, but the computer keeps refusing to do it. Why does this computer keep hatin' on my photograph? What, it's holding out for a photo of me at the Abu Ghraib Ritz?