Did you know that one of the best foster care agencies in the world is located right here in my home town? It's true. And when I went to a meeting at the agency last night, they said, "We really need new foster parents. If you know any people or have any friends who might consider becoming foster parents, please let us know."
I know people! I know hecka bunches of people who use the internet! So. If you are reading this now, consider yourself as my friend. And here's a friendly suggestion -- because there is such an urgent need for foster parents, you could become one too and enrich your life by helping a child and saving the world "One child at a time". Plus you will receive $23 a day to cover the child's expenses. Plus you would feel all good about yourself for having done good deeds. Both small children and teenagers (who are easier to take care of) are looking for homes. And there is also a foster-care-to-adoption program too.
If you want to know more and live in California, please call me at 843-0581 and I will gladly give you the 411 on this outstanding agency and its excellent foster care program. If you live outside of California, just google "Foster Care" and see what comes up. And thanks.