America has a very important choice to make. We either arrest these hobgoblins now or forget about treats ever again because the tricks they got up their sleeves are gonna be far worse than just getting egged.
Forget about trying to use elections to exorcise the Bush-Cheney devils. Bush, Cheney and them need to go directly to jail. RIGHT NOW. Before they start another insane "war" like the last two. If these incubuses are not in the hoosgow by sundown, you can pretty much forget about getting any Snickers or Butterfingers in your pillow cases this Halloween -- and you can also forget about celebrating New Year.
If Bush and Cheney are still being allowed to steal America's candy even after Halloween is over, Madame Jane predicts that 2007 will go the way of Forward Falcon Base.
Will they be our heads? Yeah. Make your choice. It's them or us.
PS: How do you get Bush and Cheney in jail? Easy. You buy a bus ticket to Washington DC, you walk up the steps of the Washington DC Metropolitan Police Department at 300 Indiana Avenue NW (or you phone them at 202-727-4218) and you file a felony swindling charge against Cheney and Bush. You say, "These two men conned me out of my life savings! There goes my Social Security and my children's college education! I'm ruined!"
Will the DC police be able to ignore 3,000,000,000 criminal charges against these crooks? Maybe not.