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Islam: The reason why George Bush will never win in the Middle East

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Yeah, I know you are thinking that I'm gonna try to tell you that Islam will defeat George Bush because it is a great religion and all that. Wrong. I'm not even going to say that it's because, even with his head shaved, Kaysar, the Iraqi-American on Big Brother All-Stars, is totally CUTE.

No, the real reason why Bush is deluding himself about ever being able to conquer the Middle East is because, even though Bush has better weapons, Muslims are BETTER THINKERS.

Here's proof. Try doing the Muslim prayer. Touch your head to the floor. Notice how the blood rushes to your brain and you get better ideas and THINK BETTER?

Bush should try it at home. Who knows? He might even realize how incredibly STUPID he's been to kill all those women and children in Lebanon. Hey, it could happen.

PS: The leopard does not change his spots. Did you SEE all that terrible blood-chilling destruction in Lebanon last month? Well guess what? Zionist extremists have been doing that exact same thing to Palestinians for the last 60 years -- and they are STILL doing it. It just hasn't been showing up on the 6 o'clock news. Palestinians need to get better publicists!
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Stillwater is a freelance writer who hates injustice and corruption in any form but especially injustice and corruption paid for by American taxpayers. She has recently published a book entitled, "Bring Your Own Flak Jacket: Helpful Tips For Touring (more...)
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