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Bush's Poll at 46%. How Can This Be?

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President 's Poll Numbers at 46%
By James Boyne

The 46% of the American people that approve of his performance is a bogus figure. No ones ever called me and I don 't know of a single soul who has ever been called by any polling company.

And what would some little old lady or man say at dinnertime when a complete stranger calls on the phone and says "do ya think our President is doing a good job".

Answer from Hubby: "Hey honey, some guys on da phone and wants to know if da President is doing a good job?

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Wifey: Hold on, the pork chops are burning. Oh yeah, Bush, yeah, yeah, yeah, do ya want mash potatoes or macaroni and cheese. What was da question again?

Hubby: The President. Was he doing a good job?
Wifey: Hold it. Let me turn the burner down. There. Now what did ya say?

Hubby: The President. He's doing a good job da guy on the phone wants to know.

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Wifey: What job?
Hubby: The Presidents job.
Wifey: What about his job?
Hubby: Is he doing a good job?
Wifey: What job is he doing?
Hubby: He's doing the Presidents job.
Wifey: Who?
Hubby: Who, What?
Wifey: Whose doing the Presidents job?
Hubby: The President.
Wifey: And you say he's doing a good job?
Hubby: No, the guy on the phone says he wants to know if you think the President is doing a good job?

Wifey: Whose the guy on the phone?
Hubby: He's the guy whose asking the question about the President doing a good job?
Wifey: What question?
Hubby: The question I just asked you.
Wifey: I answered the question.
Hubby: What question?
Wifey: The question you just asked me.
Hubby: What question was that?
Wifey: Is the President doing a good job?
Hubby: That's the question I just asked you.
Wifey: What did you ask me that question for, the pork chops are almost done?
Hubby: I didn 't ask you any question, the guy on the phone asked it.
Wifey: What the hell are you talking on the phone to some guy who wants to know if the President is doing a good job for? If he doesn 't know the answer how are we suppose to know. The guy got elected didn 't he? Is he that insecure that he needs to know every single month if he is doing a good job or not?
Hubby: Why don 't you talk to the guy on the phone?

Wifey: Hi, whaadoyawant?
Pollster: Is the President doing a good job?
Wifey: Don't YOU know?
Pollster: Know what?
Wifey: The question you just asked me.
Pollster: What question?
Wifey: Is the President doing a good job?
Pollster: That 's the question I asked you.
Wifey: Exactly.
Pollster: I don 't know.
Wifey: Is that why you called us. Because YOU don 't know?
Pollster: No, it 's a poll. We're trying to find out.
Wifey: Find out what?
Pollster: Find out the question.
Wifey: No, you know the question. You 're trying to find out the answer?
Pollster: What answer?
Wifey: The answer to your question
Pollster: What question?
Wifey: The question that you asked me.
Pollster: Whats that?
Wife: What 's what?
Pollster: What 's the question?
Wifey: You have the question. I have the answer to the question.
Pollster: You do?
Wifey: Yes.

Wifey: Whats the question?
Pollster: Is the President doing a good job?
Wifey: Hold on, my husband wants to say something.

Hubby: Hi
Pollster: Hi
Hubby: What was the question again?
Pollster: Is the President doing a good job?
Hubby: f*ck YOU

Click ... ... ... ... ...dial tone.

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Wifey: The pork chops are burning.
Hubby: Whoops!. I think the guy hung up.
Wifey: Good. Let's eat.
Hubby: Good pork chops, honey.

Wifey: So Honey, whadyathink?
Hubby: Think about what?
Wifey: The question?
Hubby: Whats the question?
Wifey: What do ya think of the pork chops?
Hubby: That 's the question?
Wifey: Yeah.
Hubby: They 're great. I 'd give you a 46%.
Wifey: Thanks. Let 's call that pollster back up and tell him we think Bush is doing a 46%, same as the pork chops.
Hubby: I disagree. I 'd only give him a 32%. I don 't think he 's as good as the pork chops. And he 's not nearly as good as your mash potatoes and gravy.
Wifey: Ya gotta point there. Ho-hum.

NOTE: The mere fact that the question is worded with the word "good job" in it means that a person has two choices "good job" or something other than a good job which isn 't given a "description".

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