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1.. one to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,
2.. one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,
3.. one to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,
4.. one to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness,
5.. one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new bulb.
6.. one to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner:
LIGHTBULB CHANGE ACCOMPLISHED
7.. one administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark,
8.. one to viciously smear #7,
9.. one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,
10.. and finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

 

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Rob Kall is an award winning journalist, inventor, software architect, connector and visionary. His work and his writing have been featured in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, CNN, ABC, the HuffingtonPost, Success, Discover and other media. He's given talks and workshops to Fortune 500 execs and national medical and psychological organizations, and pioneered first-of-their-kind conferences in Positive Psychology, Brain Science and Story. He hosts some of the world's smartest, most interesting and powerful people on his Bottom Up Radio Show, and founded and publishes one of the top Google- ranked progressive news and opinion sites, OpEdNews.com

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Rob Kall has spent his adult life as an awakener and empowerer-- first in the field of biofeedback, inventing products, developing software and a music recording label, MuPsych, within the company he founded in 1978-- Futurehealth, and founding, organizing and running 3 conferences: Winter Brain, on Neurofeedback and consciousness, Optimal Functioning and Positive Psychology (a pioneer in the field of Positive Psychology, first presenting workshops on it in 1985) and Storycon Summit Meeting on the Art Science and Application of Story-- each the first of their kind.  Then, when he found the process of raising people's consciousness and empowering them to take more control of their lives  one person at a time was too slow, he founded Opednews.com-- which has been the top search result on Google for the terms liberal news and progressive opinion for several years. Rob began his Bottom-up Radio show, broadcast on WNJC 1360 AM to Metro Philly, also available on iTunes, covering the transition of our culture, business and world from predominantly Top-down (hierarchical, centralized, authoritarian, patriarchal, big)  to bottom-up (egalitarian, local, interdependent, grassroots, archetypal feminine and small.) Recent long-term projects include a book, Bottom-up-- The Connection Revolution, debillionairizing the planet and the Psychopathy Defense and Optimization Project. 

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