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Bake Sale

 

In support of the Iraq War.

 

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Cookies............................. $5.00

Cupcakes.......................... $5.00

Brownies........................... $5.00
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You think the prices seem high? Hey, world domination is expensive. We've already spent over $450 BILLION on this war – all of it borrowed. We have to sell over 12 million of these a day just to pay interest.

Then there's next year. The Bush Administration needs $190 BILLION more. That means every man, woman and child has to buy over two items a week to keep the occupation going.

So, show your support for the troops! Buy your first two cupcakes* today.

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*Individuals who feel that too many cookies and cupcakes are bad for their health can donate $600 yearly directly to Halliburton. Price subject to change without notice.

 

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