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I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive

lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you

think I'll live to be 80?"

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He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I

replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No,

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my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,

or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I

said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a sh*t?"

 

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