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Time Out for a Guaranteed Chuckle (or two)

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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

(For extra credit: Feel free to send to all the people you love and don't want to lose in 2007.... If you get 3 back, you are a great friend)


WHAT PART OF QUIET DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

EVERYONE NEEDS TO FEEL SECURE....




COULDN'T HELP IT MA, THAT FIRST STEP IS A KILLER..



NOW WHAT DO I DO???




IT'S IN THERE SOMEWHERE, I JUST KNOW IT!!




I REALLY NEED TO GET GOING, BUT JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET MOTIVATED.............




MAN...I'M GETTING SO FAT I CAN HARDLY SCRATCH MY OWN BUTT!!




THESE MORNING WALKS ARE KILLING ME!!!!







H
ey..gimme my BALL back!!



I said, Go
to sleep!!



Nice doggie...GOOD boy




A little power nap...





Sleeping
in again ...


WHAT PETS DO WHEN WE'RE AT WORK



























































'waste someone's time
forward...to a friend



HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY?????

It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward.

LET ME SHOW YOU HOW..............








???????????????????





Just in case nobody has smiled at you today....

 

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