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My dog is threatening to write a tell all book about me

He has already been given an advance by Rancid House.

It is not enough that he has been extorting milk bone,

 

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Marrow bones and gouda cheese

Now he is demanding a poodle escort service on weekends.

I cannot keep succumbing to his demands.

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He refuses to relieve himself outside anymore,

Instead he defecates in my earphones and boots.

It is useless to reason with him. He is dogmatic, derisive,

Denigrating, degenerate and defensive.

I am presently giving ample consideration to hiring

A pit bull from Chicago to put the cabash on his ass

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Once and for all.

 

 

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