Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What
are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
That she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
Have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
"Where's President Bush's clock?" a sked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan.