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Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What
are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
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"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
That she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
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Have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
Life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" a sked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan.
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