"Well, no one's perfect. There are always a few clouds over everybody," stated the passenger.
"Not Sheldon," said the cabbie. "He was a terrific athlete. He could of gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone & danced like a Broadway star. Handsome & sophisticated, more than Cary Grant. He had a better body than Arnold in his prime. He was something!"
"Somehow Sheldon just knew exactly how to make women happy," the
He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything.
Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood goes black!"
"WOW, incredible, no wonder you remember him!" said the passenger.
"Well, I never actually met Sheldon", admitted the cabbie.
"Then how do you know so much about him?" asked the passenger.
"After he died, I married his wife!"