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You might be a terrorist if...

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Well, here it is folks, straight from the horse’s mouth. The Department of Homeland Insecurity has determined that the “Current Economic and Political Climate [is] Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment.” So, I reckon it’s my civic duty to help these folks figure out just who they’re on the lookout for.


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You might be a terrorist if….

You get your potatoes from the backyard.

You clean your shotgun on the front porch.

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You can count on one hand the number of times you go to town in a month.

You live in the country and like it.

You don’t believe that a building can turn into dust with only minor damage.

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You don’t believe everything you hear on Fox News.

You have a Ron Paul for President bumper sticker.

You listen to Alex Jones.

You think that the Constitution is more than toilet paper.

You believe that your government is supposed to work for you, not against you.

You’ve actually read the Declaration of Independence and believe it.

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You believe that illegal alien means just that – illegal.

You’ve lost your job.

You’ve lost your home.

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Barbara H. Peterson is retired from the California Department of Corrections, where she worked as a Correctional Officer at Folsom Prison. She was one of the first females to work at the facility in this classification. After retirement, she went to (more...)
 

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