"Why are we in Vietnam?" (or any damn place for
that matter), revisited
How long should we wash
our hands?
And while we're at it,
How many angles in
"Heaven"?
Just to keep things
moving,
Five.
Dear little Ameise,
How tiny you look today.
Why I would even say
You have shrunk
To the size of an ant.
What do you call your
monkeys?
Those two,
The ones you put diapers
on
And turned them loose
In the sunroom.
The sun got angry,
After it asked you nicely
To let it play with the
monkeys
But you didn't trust it,
And for good reason.
It burned the house down.
The monkeys ran for it,
helter skelter.
But you continued to
watch your golf tournament
Throughout the mayhem,
Spooning down your Dream
Whip
Somehow managing to
survive.
But I still want to know,
Where is the crayon
sharpener?
Where is the end of this?
How long should we wash
our hands?
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