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Why Men are Never Depressed

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Men Are Just Happier People --

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

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Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack...

You can never be pregnant.

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You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

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Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

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In my run for U.S. Senate against Utah's Orrin Hatch, I posted many progressive ideas and principles that I internalized over the years. I'm leaving that site up indefinitely, since it describes what I believe most members of our species truly (more...)
 

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