A specter haunts Europe. No, it's not communism; it's US rating agencies. Greece is bankrupt; the eurozone is about to crack; JP Morgan makes billion-dollar "mistakes"; there's no (jobs) future for the new generations. And yet the weaponized arm of the Western 0.1% elites occupies Chicago -- turned into an Orwellian police city-state -- to discuss "smart defense."
The US pays for no less than 75% of NATO's bills -- yet another graphic demonstration of NATO as the European arm of the Pentagon. Still, in 2011 European Union (EU) members spent no less that $180 billion on defense. Not anymore. There's no money. So it will be up to the Pentagon to keep it going.
And keep it going it will -- with relish. As expected, this Sunday in occupied Chicago NATO approved -- better yet, US President Barack Obama and his allies "just decided" -- to go with the first phase out of four of the US missile shield for Europe.
This means in practice
an American warship armed with interceptors
stationed in the Mediterranean, and a NATO,
Turkey-based radar system controlled out of the
headquarters in Ramstein, in Germany. The
sprawling Ramstein base is led by an American
general. Now, according to the Turkish newspaper
Zaman, a Turkish general will be his
second-in-command. This is the kind of carrot
Turkey gets for campaigning for regime change in
Medium rare, no ketchup
On Afghanistan, the White House spin is that Obama has urged Afghan President Hamid Karzai to "implement electoral reform, cut out corruption and press the Taliban for a settlement." That's beyond wishful thinking; to believe that the corrupt-tainted Karzai system will "reform" is like believing the House of Saud cherishes Jeffersonian democracy. If there were to be a semblance of "electoral reform," Washington's allies in Afghanistan would lose every single election. And it's the Taliban that would force Karzai into some settlement, not the other way round.
So what's left to save Western civilization? Cheeseburgers. With French -- not "freedom" -- fries.
This new cheeseburger diplomacy, sealed at the Oval Office by Obama and new French President Francois Hollande, is supposed to save Greece, revamp the eurozone and reignite the US economy, just in time for the November US presidential election. How come the redoubtable US burger chain Five Guys never thought about that before?
Here's the Obama calculation. If his Republican challenger Mitt Romney gets elected in November, we are even more screwed than we are now. I need jobs. I need a recovering economy. I need those damned Europeans to put their house in order. I can't sit down here waiting for them to solve the Greek problem; I've got an election to win.
Here's the Hollande calculation. I won my election. I promised to deliver jobs and growth. Now I need my coalition of the willing -- for growth; otherwise we will be run over by the extreme right, everywhere. Mon Dieu, how come "Onshela" -- aka German Chancellor Angela Merkel -- can't understand that?
For the Franco-American duo, it's a win-win situation. Hollande's economic policy is in fact Team Obama's economic policy. They may have laid down the (new) law to "Onshela" at the placid Camp David Group of Eight retreat -- protected from the real world by an army that could effect regime change anywhere in five minutes.
Problem is, neither Barack nor Francois has briefed the God of the Market -- and European and American banks -- about it. The Masters of the Universe couldn't give a damn about Greece, the birthplace of democracy; they want their money back.
Obama is in a hurry. Current Italian Supreme Interventor Mario Monti -- former Goldman Sachs -- may have the market credibility to convince Berlin and the troika (European Central Bank, European Commission, International Monetary Fund) that either Europe grows or there's no money to anybody. But Obama also needs a strategic political ally. That's certainly not austerity dominatrix "Onshela."