Two fools were sitting by a blazing fire
Cooking stones to eat.
The stones were taking a long time.
Said one fool to the other:
I have a rose in my hat,
What shall I do with this rose?
I don't know, said the other.
Throw it in the fire?
Just then along came a third fool
Who smelled the rocks cooking.
May I join you two blithering fools?
Three is better than too,
Said the first fool,
But first help us.
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