From Mike Malloy Website
Donald Trump Helps Suffering Puerto Ricans By Throwing Paper Towels at Them.
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I could've lived my whole life without seeing an American President pelt starving hurricane victims with rolls of paper towels. What was that about, anyway? It was like one of those weird Japanese game shows. Did he think they could use them to soak up the floodwaters? Forget FEMA, you now have the quicker picker-upper! Guess he forgot his tee shirt gun.
We are truly through the looking glass, Truthseekers.
It's bad enough he showed up with his silent stiletto'd wife for a presser reminiscent of that creepy cabinet meeting where his secretaries were forced to express their undying adulation for Dear Leader.
This time it was hearty congrats for the awesome job he and the generals and FEMA were doing, but not before getting in a dig at Puerto Rico for "throwing the budget out of whack."
Then it was on to Nevada for a passing tour of the latest -- and deadliest -- mass killing in US history. Warm condolences were expressed. Never heard that expression before, but then again, I don't know very many psychopaths. Then he described the killer as "It's a very sick man. He was a very demented person."
Yeah...Takes one to know one.