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The Neighbors Hate Us Because of Our Freedom

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Our neighbors hate me and my family because of our freedom. We get to do what we want in our own home and we get to shop anytime, even though we are buying everything on credit. Granted, I am monitored all of the time by my wife and my kids are keeping track of my every move, but I am really free. There are cameras everywhere in my home and every time I click on the computer or TV, I am being watched by the rest of the family. I try to monitor their every move too. It is for everybody's good and beside you can't trust anyone, even your own family. But like my wife and the kids say it is for our own protection.

They are completely right because ever since we moved into this neighborhood there has been trouble. It all started when we moved in our house and kicked the owners of the house out of it. They started fighting with us and told us goofy things like "We were here first" and "We are the rightful owners." At first they tried to share with us but that sharing crap is just for the stupid and the weak. When we first arrived, they threw us some big dinner and gave thanks or something. But that lasted about one day, and we just said the hell with this sharing. This place is ours. So we killed everyone but there might be one or 2 of them left in the the basement, I think.

But owning a house can get tiring and it is pretty difficult to keep it up. At first we tried to make the original owners do everything but they were worthless, and as I mentioned we killed most of them. Then we got to thinking that we can bring in some people from other parts of the neighborhood to do the work. We didn't even have to pay them. We just went and got them and put them right to work. They kept bitching though about their rights and eventually there was some fighting in our house. Today they are still demanding things but we don't give them jack. We just make them think we are listening and take their money for what they think is the upkeep of the house.

But most of the money we now get doesn't go to keep up the house. Instead most of the money we charge the renters in our house goes to bomb and destroy the rest of the neighborhood. Sure we try to get our neighbors to listen to reason first. Like we tell the neighbors, if you want freedom like we got in our house then you better do what we tell you. Most of the bastards didn't listen so we had to infiltrate their houses and pay off anyone we could to spy on them. Then we killed a lot of the heads of their households and got some puppet "heads of the houses" to go along with us.

Still there were some neighbors that were holding out on us. Some didn't like our "freedom" and some wanted to do more sharing in their homes. Some just didn't want to be told what to do. They were all bad neighbors! So we started making all of these bombs and guns and then we sold them to our "ally" neighbors. We ordered our ally neighbors to go attack the neighbors that didn't agree with us. They had to do what they were told since we had people from our house permanently in their house with big guns and bombs.

Well, most of our allies do as they are told but sometimes we got to go in and directly attack the neighbors from our house. So we own all of the finest bombs and weapons you can imagine and we go in and hit the neighbors hard when we need to do it. Then we occupy their house and give them the type of freedom we have here. If you can believe it, sometimes there is one or 2 neighbors that don't get the message and try to keep fighting with us. Well we just keep using violence on them and the more we bomb them the more we are sure it is going to work.

But hell, there are only just a few that give us trouble the rest do what they are told. That is why our neighborhood enjoys a lot of freedom. We got a good business going because we sell them a lot of bombs and weapons to do as we want them to and then we get them to make stuff for us. It is just like when we had those f*ckers working in our house for nothing. Well now we got all of the neighbors working for practically nothing making stuff for us.

You know the neighborhood is going down hill though. There are a lot of fires and junk is all over the place. The air is hard to breath and the stuff all around us is toxic. Their houses are dirty and most of the neighbors can't afford to keep up their structures. That is how we are repaid for bringing our freedom and technology to the neighborhood.

That is why we have these meetings when we get together to tell the neighbors what they will do and when and how they will do it. Some of our puppet household heads tell us that the families in their houses are complaining. But we don't listen to that crap. We just tell them they have to follow the numbers and keep producing for us.

Nearly all of the neighbors hate us for our freedom and the freedom we give them. So that is the thanks you get for helping out others. We bring them a great way to live and increase the productivity in their houses and they give us sh*t.

Well we ain't putting up with too much sh*t because me and my family have been talking. We are just going to unleash some super big bombs and take out a lot of our neighborhood. Then we are going to go deep in the basement and wait till all of the smoke and dust clears. The neighborhood was getting too crowded anyway.

 

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