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Life Arts    H3'ed 4/20/12

Spearing a Tax Deduction

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by Walter Brasch

 

On a bright Monday morning, a day before tax returns were due, I bumped into my ersatz friend Marshbaum who was placing a change container at the Gas-High Mini-mart on Low Octane and Greed avenues.

"March of Dimes?" I asked.

"Dimes. Quarters. Ten-dollar bills. Whatever."

Since he misunderstood my question, I tried it another way.

"What charity? Humane Society? MS? Veterans Relief?"

"Even better. A museum."

"Science museum for kids? Art museum?"

"Not even close."

"I'm not playing 20 Questions. Put the danged label on your change can." From a tattered vinyl briefcase, Marshbaum took out a peelable label proclaiming donations for the "Marshbaum Museum of American Culture."

"You can drop your spare change into it now."

"What's the scam?" I asked suspiciously.

"No scam. Legitimate museum. Just like the Historic Voodoo Museum, the International Toaster Museum, and Britney Spears' one."

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Walter Brasch is an award-winning journalist and professor of journalism emeritus. His current books are Before the First Snow: Stories from the Revolution , America's Unpatriotic Acts: The Federal Government's Violation of (more...)
 

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