The first two (below) are related.
"Cain: a maniac"
"Goddam
mad dog"
(From Sarah's African hunting trip:)
"Ed,
I hung a gnu hide"
(From Sarah's Easter dinner table:)
"Ew!
Eat a ewe?"
( Part of Sarah's philosophy:)
"Meet animals; laminate "em!"
(Why Sarah never travels by train:)
"Rail delivers reviled liar"
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