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Some Minor Edits to The Declaration of Independence

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[Please note, paragraphs one and two of the Declaration of Independence have been slightly modified to read as follows]:

When in the Course of human Commerce, it becomes necessary for Businesses to dissolve the political bands which have connected Owners with national geography, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and a Free Market economy entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of international Competitors requires that we declare the causes which impel us to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, That all men are created for Commerce, that Corporations are endowed by their creators with certain unalienable rights, that among these are Perpetuity, Market Liberty and the pursuit of Profits.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted, deriving their just powers from the consent of Corporations, --That whenever any form of Government becomes destructive of Commercial Interests, it is the right of business Owners to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to preserve and expand Market Shares.

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[Thank you for your gracious consent to these changes. - The Management]


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