Paul Newman, a man who was not too scared to love.
In honor of Great Humanitarian Paul Newman
Bernanke and Paulson Present:
With Special Guest Star G. W. Bush as the anonymous gunman who shoots
Governor Palin as the Hooker with a Heart of Gold
Dateline New York--
In honor of the passing of Paul Newman, the Bush Administration, in recognition of superlative acting skills never revealing anything like the truth and inventing reality to match
Profit targets for munitions industries unconcerned with deaths per dollar invested
Bring to major media a revival of Newman’s original production of “The Sting”,
In which new dollars are exchanged for old worn-out dollars, and new billionaires replace the American People as the ultimate arbiters of Freedom, Truth, and Liberty and Justice for all who presently are worth more than five million dollars per annum. Mssrs. Bernanke, Paulsen, Bush and Blunt hope you will enjoy the revival of the 1929 collapse and theft of the wealth of the people. No Republican administration can be complete without the outright theft of billions of dollars in bad loans therefore the movie will be dependent on popcorn and pop sales worth seven hundred billion bucks per bucket.
Paul Newman stood against violence and proposed humanity live in peace, but Bush, Bernanke and Paulsen base their rescue of Wall Street on de-regulation and the Free Market exploitation of every last ignorant frightened fool who will vote for his own doomed ass over the interests of all humanity.
Get Your Tickets Now for the all new production of
“The Sting”, starring the politicos we’ve learned to mock.