Visit The Church of Stop Shopping for More of the Light
By Grant Lawrence
So I admit, often I miss the big picture. That is why I turn to experts for answers on subjects that are confusing to me.
In this case, I headed down to my local big box church to see if I could find a pastor to help clear up the issue on the dangers of a just society and social programs.
But surprisingly I was able to get a few moments of the Reverend's time. The Reverend came out with a big smile on his face and greeted me.
"Reverend Dollars," I said, "I am confused about a few things and I need some answers."
"Sure," he responded, "How can I be of service to you?"
"Well Reverend, I don't understand why it is bad for the government to help people?" I asked.
"Are you talking about Socialism?" he replied.
"You are confused because I can tell you don't have a relationship with Jesus. You get right with Jesus and you will get the answers that you need. Jesus will get you straight. Then you won't need to know anything but the Lord and you will be happy," Reverend Dollars smiled.
"But Reverend, why do people go to church to listen to you when they have the Lord?" I asked.
"All right, I am going to try to help clear things up for you. Christians are against Socialism because they are for a free market. God in his infinite wisdom created a free market so that people could get rich and be free to fail. Now that means there is going to be a lot of poor people but that is fine with God because he wants all of us free. It is up to people to give to help the poor and no one should be forced into doing what is right," he said.