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Red Beaver Laughs His Ears Off (sarcasm)

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The year of the Read Beaver is coming to an end. And if there is such thing as a last laugh, here it is:

1. Heil Joe!

Senator Joe, the Loveman (Lieberman) is seemingly in charge of our Congress. Everything he wants- he gets. The unfortunate Joe is such a liar that he can't even look straight anymore. That though makes him more and more successful. He is surely a role model for the future generations of politicians. Some of them even have his name like the new Israeli Foreign Miinister. It does seem that they could be relatives.

2. The Sequel to Precious

Hollywood had announced that a sequel to Precious will hit the theaters in summer Y2010. It is called Gorgeous. Gorgeous is a teenage milticolored transvestite who does not know English. He fathers two children from two surrogate mothers- lesbians. He is obese, has no legs and is hideously disfigured. His self- esteem is so low that he drives a special wheelchair, armed by a cannon. He wants to blow himself up in the crowded place. In the movie he encounters love from a special werewolf. They proceed to Mars to create a different species.

3. Nobel Prize

It was announced that theNobel Committee had renamed its Nobel Peace Prize. It isretroactively (starting Y2009)called a Nobel Justified War Prize and President Obama is considered the first laureate. He will have to agree to the change in the text of the diploma.

4. A New Speech

President Obama delivered a special speech in the drone hangar. At his words, 'We cannot abandon Afghanistan' all the drones clapped their wings.

5. Savings and Loans

At the recent meeting in the White House President Obama asked the bank executives why would not they loan the money to small businesses. The answer was that apparently banks are in the polciy of saving todemonstrate the fiscal responsiblity.

6. Marriage

Hillary Clinton's work for Obama is called 'Political Marriage'. When asked about it Hillary replied that she preferred agay marriage.

7. Clones

Did anyone notice that all the Tiger Woods's women look the same? Are they clones?

8. Unhealthcare

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