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President Obama would you like your oil on top of your tea or dissolved into it?

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President Obama would you like your oil on top of your tea or dissolved into it?

If we put it on top of your tea, it will float there, you can skim it off and if you are desperate, you can drink that tea.

Otherwise we can add some dishwashing detergent or soap (CoreExit) to the oil floating on your tea. We can stir it right in. You might say that it is now out of sight and whatwe do not see will not harm us. Or will it?

So we have miscible oil and immiscible oil of 30000 to 60000 barrels per day killing us slowly in The Gulf of Mexico. The immiscible oil is a contact oil to give us cancer of the skin and the miscible oil, now has a long chain detergent fatty acid attached to it so the oil can be taken in though our skin, more easily and the water that is splashed onto people's faces and in through their eyes, nose and mouth to give them cancer of their internal organs and leukemia.

So we are sending our clean up crews out to die a long slow death caused by cancer. Who will pay to look after the families left behind? We must tell the people that this is like asbestos. We must tell them we promise them nothing but death. We promise too, it will not be quick. It is important that we have full disclosure. But how we tell them, it is this word art that can give one the greatest of pleasures, do you not agree?

They might have questions, so be prepared for quick answers. Some questions might run like this.

Will there be pain, they will ask?

Pain, yes a little but then consider it your sacred patriotic duty.

They will askforwhat cause they are dying?

Oh, it is a just cause you can assure them.

What is it; they will ask their chests swelling with pride?

You will be dying to support the CEO'S of Capitalism.

Which CEO'S they will ask?

The very best, my friends, those that gave you these great jobs that worked your muscles, but not your brains. They knew your brains needed the rest. The Captains of the oil industry.

Will those CEO'S lend us a helping hand as we toil in the hot oily sea, they will ask?

They yearn to be with you, my friends, you can tell them, but they are busy creating jobs so that many more of your brothers and sisters can work in the greasy grime. If only they had the time, they would be with you, but it is important that you all have oily jobs. The state of the economy is bad and they want to help all of you in your hour of need.

There will always be those dissenters that do not want to work with us, for the betterment of all. They should be sent to other countries to get re-educated. They could also be kept here and tried under terrorism laws, but the jails are full. We must use the idle labor to build more jails so we can house these people in their hour of need.

Rage against this injustice.

Call to end the detergent spraying!

Make the CEO'S clean up their oilymess.

Let them share in this cancer.

Chris Landau (geologist)

June 14, 2010

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I was born in South Africa in 1958. I came to the USA with my wife and three daughters in 2003. We became US citizens in 2009 and 2010. My wife Susan is a Special Education English Teacher. She has a bachelor's degree in Micro anatomy and (more...)

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