Responding to Rick Santorum's threat crack down on pornography, porn stars have created a somewhat satirical video that starts out opposing Santorum but ends up endorsing him.
They call for a "wank out" on May 5th.
They say that if Santorum bans porn, it could lead to people masturbating to Facebook photos or, worse, just their imaginations. They argue that "porn lets you visualize your fantasies so you don't walk around like a tightly repressed time bomb."
Speaking to Santorum, they say, "Great idea, starting with the internet. How'd that work out for you last time?"
They wrap with endorsing voting for Santorum, because Obama would crush Santorum. "and Obama would never try to stop the porn industry."