Send a Tweet
Most Popular Choices
Share on Facebook 19 Share on Twitter Printer Friendly Page More Sharing
Exclusive to OpEdNews:
Life Arts    H4'ed 11/13/19

Politics, Banks, Assange: Creating Your Own Reality Cures What Ails You

By       (Page 1 of 1 pages) (View How Many People Read This)   No comments
Author 70183
Follow Me on Twitter     Message Philip Kraske
Become a Fan
  (5 fans)

Genesis The Creation
Genesis The Creation
(Image by Maurits Verbiest)
  Details   DMCA

"Creating your world" always seemed so disjoint,
But lately I'm thinking these guys have a point:
I mean, if you can change jobs, shirts, pants or nose,
Why not reality so it your way goes?
You save yourself heartburn, enjoy a second life,
Take some liberties and do down budding strife.
.
Now I know you'll say, "Phil, there's stuff you can't flout,
DIY realities never work out.
Sooner or later life and world come a-calling,
And red-faced are you, with blue jeans a-falling,
Vying for this year's 'Biggest Jerk in the World,'
Viral on YouTube as tomatoes get hurled."
.
But hear me out, I've been studying this hard,
Lots of folks take the leap and land in the lard,
Like that cool Bush aide who said "empires create R,"
Well, results were mixed, but look where things are:
Iraqis and Afghanis for their leaders do vote,
While Bush folks themselves to their fortunes devote.
.
Or take a look yonder at the New York Fed's tricks:
Oiling the big banks, a fifty-bill'-a-day fix,
Which after two months now adds up to the trills,
Creating reality without any ills,
Neither ills nor sweat nor shoveling coal:
Just type in those zeroes and let good times roll.
.
The case of Assange is another examp',
This with the media's Good Housekeeping stamp:
"He's a creep, he's a cheat, he can't make a bed,
Stick him in Guantam', we say, under lights LED,
Make him confess he was Vlad Putin's guy,
Our printing his stuff being mere impulse buy."
.
Our list ain't complete without 9/11,
For any Creator reality heaven,
From one day to the next a new paradigm,
The whole of world politics turned on a dime,
Yeah, t'was a put-up job, of that we're now sure,
But beat it you can't for reality du jour.
.
So you see where I'm going on creating your R:
It cures what ails like a night at the bar,
Your dreams become real and maybe the land's law,
And Truthers who object are met with guffaw.
Course, you'll need money and some sense of the art,
But take your reality strict a la carte.

(Article changed on November 14, 2019 at 08:10)

 

Rate It | View Ratings

Philip Kraske Social Media Pages: Facebook Page       Twitter Page       Linkedin page url on login Profile not filled in       Instagram page url on login Profile not filled in

"11/9 and the Terrorist Who Loved Bonsai Trees" is Philip Kraske's just-published novel. It can be found at his website: www.philipkraske.com

Go To Commenting
The views expressed herein are the sole responsibility of the author and do not necessarily reflect those of this website or its editors.
Writers Guidelines
Contact AuthorContact Author Contact EditorContact Editor Author PageView Authors' Articles
Support OpEdNews

OpEdNews depends upon can't survive without your help.

If you value this article and the work of OpEdNews, please either Donate or Purchase a premium membership.

STAY IN THE KNOW
If you've enjoyed this, sign up for our daily or weekly newsletter to get lots of great progressive content.
Daily Weekly     OpEdNews Newsletter
Name
Email
   (Opens new browser window)
 

Most Popular Articles by this Author:     (View All Most Popular Articles by this Author)

9-11 was a national job

What if North Korea Turns off the Lights in America?

Republicans try to stop the Revolution of the Rubes

The touchy-feely propaganda of 60 Minutes

Russia and The New Rome

Syria and sarin: such is politics

To View Comments or Join the Conversation: