Now that we no longer have Sarah Palin to misunderestimate anymore let's do away with some other threats to the language.
1) Phone Bots
Just when we got used to phone mail "Hals" saying, "I'll record your message now," and "I'll try that number," we have voice synthesized bots who want a whole conversation. Except that they can't hear. "I'm sorry we're having trouble. I thought you said, I want a round trip ticket to Detroit?" "Go to hell." "I thought you said...Wisconsin Dells?"