CRAZY LADY USHERS IN THE AGE OF HILARIOUS
It's been said before. We've made a religion out of entertainment
and an entertainment out of religion, and no one entertained us more last week
than a lady who ranted:
"A huge percent of gay men in school
grounds molest boys, partly because they don't have AIDS yet," she
said."Hillary Clinton's roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To
avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single
gender dorms."
"Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus' kind
ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose!"
Later, it was discovered that Ms. Svoboda was a certifiable schizophrenic
...and:
Nonetheless, Jane Svoboda is a registered lobbyist at the
Capitol, and she usually speaks twice a month during the council's open mic
sessions. She also frequents the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus, where
she hands out fliers and is known as the "Crazy Blue Protesting Lady."
Her brother and legal guardian, Patrick Svoboda lamented "that people were
not more understanding of her mental illness. Money quote from Patrick:
"... she's not some crazy conservative."
Yes, we knew the wingnuts would come out swinging with a vegeance against Barack Obama.
Here's a small list of Headlining quotes:
Manny Pacquiao : "Gay Men Should Be 'Put to Death'"
Pat Robertson : "Obama makes me sick to my stomach"
Pastor
Jim Garlow : " Oppposing gay marriage may cost us our
lives."
Paul
Cameron: "Obama is gay." and "Gays should be imprisoned
before they rape kids"
Franklin
Graham: "Obama has shaken his fist at God. May God help us!"
Bishop
Harry Jackson: " The Enemy wants
[marriage equality] to be a legacy, or a seed that is planted in this
generation that corrupts, perverts and pollutes...generations to come."
Bryan
Fischer: "Obama is toast... just
handed the election to Mitt Romney because he favors behavior that will kill
you if you don't catch yourself in time"
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