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Life Arts    H4'ed 1/14/10

New Show: CSI: Congress

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Late on a foggy winter night in Washington, D.C., two teenagers found an unidentified body, half-buried near the CapitolBuilding. The victim was male, with the cryptic letters HC RFRM carved into his forehead.

When he was called by the precinct, Detective Joe Lieberman was eating matzoh ball soup and a knish. He told the Chief that he couldn't make it because it was Shabbat, and he was praying for peace in the world, except for a few countries he didn't like.

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Det. John Boehner was called next, but he was in a booth at a tanning salon and could not be reached.

Det. Arlen Spector was called, but he was in the midst of a therapy session for his identity crisis.

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