Send a Tweet
Most Popular Choices
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on LinkedIn Share on Reddit Tell A Friend Printer Friendly Page Save As Favorite View Favorites
Exclusive to OpEdNews:
Not Shown

New, Improved War

By   Follow Me on Twitter     Message martin weiss       (Page 1 of 1 pages)     Permalink    (# of views)   No comments

Related Topic(s): ; ; ; ; ; ; , Add Tags
Add to My Group(s)

View Ratings | Rate It

Author 3791
Become a Fan
  (20 fans)
- Advertisement -

Dateline, Smoky Mountains:

Hidden in the deepest valleys of the Bible Belt, a new movement is forming among people who would like to have war, but, due to liberal giveaways to immigrants and schools, can't afford it.

Ever resourceful, these hard-headed, whisky-drinking True Americans have found a solution to the total dearth of war in their neighborhood.

The War On War..

- Advertisement -

They and their neighbors from nearby hills and valleys not yet filled with coal-mining debris and rich-folks' Virginia Mountaintops are fighting the only war they can afford. Volunteers die daily, not shot with expensive ammunition, but by holding their breath and falling down, fulfilling their All-American destiny to have a war of their very own or die generously that their families might erect monuments in their memory.

The War On War

-- No Bombs, No Bullets, and No Tanks.

- Advertisement -

Fought in the comfort of your own home at low cost,

with low-interest loans available to landowners.

Be the first in your neighborhood to fight:

The War On War

(contributions gladly accepted at the Bush Lie-Berry)

(not responsible for accidental misuse or death.)

- Advertisement -


- Advertisement -

View Ratings | Rate It

Avid reader, jazz musician, philosopher, chef, stone mason, carpenter, writer, painter, poet,humanist, teacher, holistic ethicist who believes consciousness and love pervade the universe, except among self-obsessed humans. I perceive the (more...)

martin weiss Social Media Pages: Facebook page url on login Profile not filled in       Twitter page url on login Profile not filled in       Linkedin page url on login Profile not filled in       Instagram page url on login Profile not filled in

Go To Commenting
The views expressed herein are the sole responsibility of the author and do not necessarily reflect those of this website or its editors.
Follow Me on Twitter     Writers Guidelines
Related Topic(s): ; ; ; ; ; ; , Add Tags
Contact AuthorContact Author Contact EditorContact Editor Author PageView Authors' Articles
Support OpEdNews

OpEdNews depends upon can't survive without your help.

If you value this article and the work of OpEdNews, please either Donate or Purchase a premium membership.

If you've enjoyed this, sign up for our daily or weekly newsletter to get lots of great progressive content.
Daily Weekly     OpEdNews Newsletter
   (Opens new browser window)

Most Popular Articles by this Author:     (View All Most Popular Articles by this Author)

The premeditated murder of the United States of America

SETI Team Intercepts Alien Message A Hoax, say Aliens

Oil Spill: Intentional Disaster Aimed at Obama Presidency