(Article changed on April 25, 2013 at 13:42)
1. The TV show Brothers and Sisters will be renamed into Sisters and Sisters.2. All black people who call each other brothers will be put on the non- fly list.
3. The Bill will be introduced in Congress to perform a background check on all people buying pressure- cookers, percolators and coffee-makers (that is actually a real suggestion- MS).
5. A study will be commenced on how many Americans wish to die for Jesus Christ to confront the people who want to die for Islam.
6. The Jefferson Memorial will be pulled down because it resembles a Mosque.
7. Hollywood will initiate a mutual project with Russia on the suspense thriller 'Sister Alyonyshka and Brothers Tzarnaev'.
8. General Petraeus will teach a course in the University 'The diversity issue with the people US attacks on all continents.'
9. From now on the name of Tamerlan, the ancient Asian ruler and conqueror, 'The Iron lame-man' will not be mentioned in any history textbooks of the US and Margaret Thatcher will be mentioned instead. That would be easy because Tamerlan was not mentioned anyway.
10. From now on all brothers from the families entering the US legally will be put on the terrorist watch list as a precautionary measure.
11. From now on the white population in the US will not be called ' Caucasian' but instead will be called 'Judeo-Anglo-Saxon'.
On a serious note: I am by no means mocking the tragedy of the Boston bombings but I would like to point out to the notoriety theater typical for our MSM.
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