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Mitt No Longer Wants to be President...

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Gotta know when to fold em' -- Perhaps only Paul Ryan can save Mitt -- from himself.  Photo - Shannon Stapleton/REUTERS 

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Go Figure.   In terms of strategic political net worth, the choice of House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan as Mitt Romney's running mate carries the same value as a counterfeit fifty in Bloomingdales.   But, as a calculated act of political suicide, it's priceless.    If this decision was Mitt's alone, then his announcement of Ryan's selection could be interpreted as a subconscious cry for help; as Romney's way of transmitting that he simply doesn't want to live as President of the United States.  

You'd think Mitt was in the tank for Obama.   After all, what better way to throw in the towel or, at the very least, consciously booby-trap a campaign three months shy of an electoral showdown than by picking the kind of running mate sure to send an entire key voting bloc scampering over to the other side?

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Of course, his introduction of Ryan as the next "president" buttresses an entire range of likely Freudian interpretations.   My own inner Freud senses a candidate backing out of a losing campaign and greasing the skids for the guy in the corner over there who called "next!"   Through his conscious choice of Ryan (who's basically a less pudgy, less pious Rick Santorum) and his sub-conscious portrayal of his running mate as "the next president," Mitt seems inching toward his campaign's big red TERMINATE PROGRAM button or, at a minimum, transitioning his presidential run into lame-duck status.  

Actually, lame would precisely describe the obnoxiously pretentious backdrop created for the occasion.   Considering that neither served in the military, the sight of the GOP's twin fiscal dynamos posing in front of a battleship did little beyond offer a Dali -like vision of optical incongruity -- sort of like Mike Dukakis in a tank.   Perhaps an announcement before a giant holograph of Houston's Enron Tower may have produced a more realistic focus.   But a freakin' battleship?   That's hardly the place for two chicken-hawks clucking around in deficit-hawks' clothing -- unless of course, the ship, like Romney, is an empty vessel.  

But troubles with this announcement don't end with an aesthetically inharmonic backdrop.   Ryan's speech was a profoundly underwhelming chat lacking the kind of resuscitative spark the Romney campaign sorely needs on the heels of a wretched two-month stretch working the Etch-a-Sketch shtick both at home and abroad.

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But it's not as if sparks aren't flying between the two candidates.   Mitt seems quite smitten by Ryan and vice-versa.    Even if Mitt is figuratively throwing in the towel, it's nevertheless easy to assume that the two newly-minted BFFs truly anticipate their initial bro-mantic excursions on the stump prior to enduring parting's sweet sorrow when the time comes to for each to hit the campaign trail solo.  

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Anthony Barnes, of Boston, Massachusetts, is a free-lance writer who leans toward the progressive end of the political spectrum. "When I was a young man, I wanted to change the world. I found it was difficult to change the world, so I tried to (more...)

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