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"C'mon, man," said the thumb, "take the damn thing!"
"What is it?" the squirrel wondered. "Some kind of trick?"
"No! It's a nut!"
"I usually bury mine."
"Really? Where do you think this board came from?
"I got it at the lumber store."
"No, you fool, it came from the acorn I planted."
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