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    "C'mon, man," said the thumb, "take the damn thing!"

 

            "What is it?" the squirrel wondered. "Some kind of trick?"

 

            "No! It's a nut!"

 

            "I usually bury mine."

 

            "That's ridiculous!

 

            "Really? Where do you think this board came from?

 

            "I got it at the lumber store."

 

            "No, you fool, it came from the acorn I planted."

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Conceived on west coast,born on east coast,returned to northwest spawning grounds. Never far from water. Degree in biology, minor: socio/psychology. Nature-oriented. Building trades,marine carpentry, Army Veteran, ex-social worker, ex-tavern (more...)
 

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