By Bob Gaydos
THE REPORT ...
Vlad, Rudy, Meryl, Rand and Joe
I started writing this report, which I intend to deliver on a fairly regular basis, a couple of weeks ago. It was my latest attempt to keep up with the news in the Era of Trump without being caught up in the daily chaos and without ignoring items of interest in the rest of the world, including my backyard and even my own mind. Mostly my own mind.
It turns out, turning off Trump is harder than it sounds. As I was compiling my first non-Trump report, the Dotard went and made it all about him again by declaring that a lethal virus roaring through China was no threat to the U.S. and, indeed, was another Democratic "hoax" intended to make him look bad. So coronavirus took over the news and I scrapped my first report.
But now, while staying in place as much as possible and simultaneously trying to maintain sanity, I find it more necessary than ever to look for other items of interest - local, national, international, even personal - that might be worth sharing with whomever decides to read it. I guess it's the newsman's DNA circulating in my veins.
So I'm giving it another shot. I'm also using an approach I've stolen before. An old-time sports writer favorite of mine, Jimmy Cannon, used to occasionally sum up his take on world events with his "Nobody asked me, but---" columns. It's a handy writing device. Covers a lot of ground and keeps the writer from getting too wordy. While I'm stealing Cannon's idea, I won't steal his signature phrase. I do have some scruples.
So, By the way ...
- Did anybody notice that, while the rest of the planet was hunkering down to control the coronavirus, Vladimir Putin was busy rewriting the Russian Constitution to allow himself to continue as the country's leader until 2036? He got the whole parliament to resign, rewrite Russia's constitution, got the top court to agree with the changes, and set a nationwide vote on the new constitution for April 22. With or without the coronavirus. He says it's under control and there's no reason to delay the vote. This vote bears watching for lots of reasons you can probably deduce for yourselves.
- By the way, is Rudy Guliani in self-isolation? Ukraine? Asking for producers at Fox News.
- By the way, the creative genius who came up with the title for Meryl Streep's latest movie - "The Laundromat," on Netflix - didn't do Streep, the film or its subject any favor in my humble, non-movie-critic opinion. There's no laundromat for starters. The movie is about a whistleblower who uncovers an epic legal off-shore money-laundering, tax evasion operation in Panama. Millions of files. Lots of political names. True story. Streep plays a swindled widow who, in the movie, blows the whistle on the operation. The director's come-along-and-we'll-tell-you-a-story approach is clever, but it trivializes the magnitude of the worldwide con job known as the Panama Papers. A news story that didn't last as long as Michael Bloomberg's presidential campaign. Movie's still entertaining though.
- By the way, Rand Paul, ain't karma a b*tch? After being the lone member of the U.S. Senate to vote against an aid bill that included free coronavirus tests for all Americans, he became the first senator to test positive for the virus. Of course, his test was free. And he admitted he had no symptoms. And he continued to go about his usual routine before his test results came back, including visiting the Senate gym. Now, typically, he's criticizing the government system for testing, rather than acknowledging his own poor, individual choices. Apparently, his personal libertarian philosophy of individual freedom does not include individual responsibility. Putz. It's Yiddish.
- And finally, by the way, has anybody seen or heard from Joe Biden lately? Just asking for millions of Americans.
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