Occasionally, when the news has gotten away from me -- too much, too fast to have reasonable, well-thought-out opinions on all of it -- I borrow a device used to great effect by the late, great sports columnist Jimmy Cannon. Jimmy had opinions on lots of things and from time to time would tell readers, "Nobody asked me, but ..."
I have found that this approach helps clear my mind and provides a touch of sanity. So ...
-- Maybe it's just me, but why would they throw rocks? By "they," I mean the unarmed members of the "caravan'' of Central American asylum seekers that Drumpf sees as such a threat to national security he says he may send 15,000 troops to the U.S.-Mexico border to protect us. The dotard-in-chief, who studiously avoided military service, says rocks will be answered with bullets. Well, first of all, no they won't. Established procedure for such missions, which is outside the usual scope of the regular military, calls for troops to protect themselves and avoid responding if objects (like rocks) are thrown, unless their lives or others' lives are in danger. Then, deal with the situation. This is typical Trump tough talk to rile the bigot base. If you're fleeing violence at home, looking for a safe haven for you and your family -- and there are thousands of families in this "caravan" -- why would you throw rocks at armed, trained troops at your chosen destination? Another thing. Not all the troops will be armed because, well, there's no need and it helps avoid an unnecessary, tragic over-reaction. One report said a few migrants briefly scuffled with Mexican police at a border crossing -- some rocks may have been thrown -- but it was quickly resolved, no shots were fired and the migrants got in line and were quickly processed. But that story doesn't get the bigot vote out.
-- Maybe it's just me, but does anybody remember what that story was out of Saudi Arabia, or maybe it was Turkey? Something about a journalist who lived in Virginia because he wrote some stuff for the Washington Post that the royal poohbah prince of all princes didn't like and the journalist was afraid to live in his homeland, which the prince was reportedly dragging out of medieval times but really wasn't, and so the journalist went to the Saudi embassy in Turkey to get a document that verified he was divorced, which would enable him to marry his Turkish fiance', but while he was in the embassy the paunchy, middle-aged journalist picked a fight with 18 Saudi goons who just wanted to ask him a few questions and it wound up with him being tortured and dismembered while still alive? I think it's something like that. And the Saudis denied it and the Turks said we've got proof and then the Saudis said, well maybe it happened, but it was an accident and the prince had nothing to do with it and we will make sure these guys with the bone saws are punished, but don't go threatening not to sell weapons to us, America, or we will stop buying condos in Trump properties and Trump said, at first, that he asked the prince about it and the kid denied it, and then Trump said, well, if he lied something "bad" would happen to the Saudis, but so far nobody knows where the body is and nothing bad has happened to anyone except the journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, and his fiance'. I think that's it. Maybe it's just me, but it seems like kind of a big deal.
-- And the bombs. A dozen, sent in the mail to Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, George Soros, CNN, and a bunch of other public figures who have been critical of Trump's policies. Maybe it's just me, but it seems that a president who lies about everything, uses violent language at campaign rallies and refuses to condemn hate groups, might want to cool his rhetoric and assume some responsibility for the effect of his inflammatory words on people looking for any excuse to vent their anger and resentment at conveniently provided targets. Maybe not provide those targets. And maybe that same president might actually want to pick up the phone and call the targets of those mail bombs and express regret that someone who is clearly one of his followers is apparently responsible for them. Also, maybe say that he's glad no one was hurt. Again, maybe it's just me, but when asked if he's going to make those phone calls, the president in question doesn't say, "I think I'll pass."
-- Speaking of passing, maybe it's just me, but I think if I were an NBC-TV executive, I would've passed on the "opportunity" to hire Megyn Kelly away from Fox News and give her a morning chat show where she could not only demonstrate her outstanding inability to be chatty, but also remind NBC viewers what coffee-talk racism sounds like. Knowing that she smilingly told any kids watching her on Fox that Santa Claus was, without question, undeniably and proudly white, how could NBC execs be surprised to learn that she felt there was no problem with white kids going out on Halloween in black face? She said they did it all the time when she was a kid. Maybe in her neighborhood; not in mine. Maybe it's just me, but I think people who do that at Fox aren't faking it and the NBC folks were just hoping she wouldn't revert to form.
-- Maybe it's just me, but I don't think any of the above is normal or acceptable.
-- And finally, after a half century of informing the people to the best of my ability, I don't like a pathological liar who praises a congressman for body-slamming a reporter calling me the enemy of the people. No maybe about it.