Lucky that Vladimir Putin wasn't born in the USA, or he'd whomp Donald Trump (and wimpier rivals) in the GOP three ring circus -- even shake Hillary. The formidable Putin has all of Trump's virtues (bravado, success, showmanship, risk-taking, wealth, plus certainty only the strongest survive) with few of the Donald's glaring downsides (ham-fisted at lying, narcissistic yet thin skinned, awash with opportunistic bigotry).
No doubt, Putin (VP) the fully vetted, impregnable world veteran, elbows Trump aside when denying heavyweight indictments: 1) has VP never facilitated harsh penalties against any critics or journalists no longer with us? 2) did VP never authorize widely-reported, covert Russian soldiers in Crimea? 3) did no Russian missile launchers or expertise enter Crimea to help cut down that victimized civilian airliner?
Clearly, both Putin and Trump are lock-step on leadership style: top-down dominance, charisma and bravado rule, reinforced by slighting opponents as virtual enemies of the state (to be insulted, investigated or exiled). It is telling that Putin, the classic Russian autocrat to his critics, invoked for him the positive word "absolute" when calling Trump "the absolute leader of the presidential race" when praising his "outstanding and talented personality." Well, Trump's hardly the absolute leader, not in national polling, not even in Iowa. However premature, the appeal of total domination fits both men like a velvet glove over an iron fist.
Putin the World Rorschach
Talk about your Rorschach test. Trump the ego-driven absolutist (about walls, immigrant rapists, Muslim barriers, even lies about NJ cheering 9/11 tragedy) embraced Putin's fulsome applause:
"I welcome it. I think it's great. I think that's what should be happening. I mean, his dislike for President Obama, and it's a mutual thing, is terrible. That's why you see all the conflict, all the problems, all the hatred. We should be able to work and [if] we can't work with Russia, that's not a good thing. And I'm greatly honored by his statement. I think it is terrific."
Right, Putin good, Obama bad, and thus a simpleton explains "all" the conflicts and "all" the hatred, every world problem, huge, tiny and in-between. Yikes. And yet, what stewpot of ambition can't dream Vlad might help with a deal, even get Trump a few bucks, if not votes.
What widely celebrated world leader draws such praise not just from conservative circles (Limbaugh, Drudge, Breitbart, Palin, PC Roberts) but adulation from the left side as well. For leftists who staunchly hate the west's imperial militarism, Putin is the hero battling the west ("noble" for journalist Finian Cunningham), the strongest moral and political bulwark against the spreading Evil Empire. Agreed, Putin does resist western expansionism (or western mucking about in Ukraine). However self-interested, Putin counters greater economic and military force with agility, diplomacy, and tactical gains. Except for Syria, Russia isn't bombing another country -- whereas US war-making decimates Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Libya, Yemen, Somalia and Syria.
For entrenched western media critics, Putin's still the latest Russian czar who manipulates rules to stay in power, denies free speech, lords over domestic media, and misuses courts to intimidate and/or jail dissenters or opponents (even billionaires). Is VP not the driven, nationalistic empire-builder, yearning to regain lost Soviet hegemony, or simply the reigning wizard playing chess against global dimwits playing checkers? Putin effectively annexed Crimea and is surviving strict western sanctions and low oil prices.
Putin, Cudgel Against Wimpy Obama
Curiously, rightwing hero worship is nothing new, a unifying lightning rod against the 90 lb. weakling in charge. Soon after Crimea, House Intell Chair Mike Rogers concluded Putin is "running circles around us" playing chess when "we're playing marbles." Neocons since '08 sound this alarm, wielding the great Putin as cudgel against Obama the Lilliputian. The unhinged Matt Drudge two years ago treated Putin as a western democrat, touting him "the leader of the free world." "Free world?" Against which unfree one? China? Asia? Europe?
With terrible reluctance, Rush Limbaugh was forced to "agree with a former KGB agent" when VP exonerated Syria's Assad from citizen murder by chemical bombs. And what would ultra-conservative delirium be without Palin, the breathless beauty queen gushing over Putin's virile, pin-up masculinity:
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"Look, the perception of Obama, of him and his potency across the world is one of such weakness. People are looking at Putin as one who wrestles bears and drills for oil. They look at our president as one who wears mom jeans and equivocates and bloviates."
Par for Palin's nitwittery, the overall rightwing slam falters in contradiction: is Obama both a ball-less wonder here yet also the authoritarian (foreign, illegitimate) tyrant assailed for stripping freedoms right and left? Oh. Trump's idiocy echoes the empty Palin Power Meme, depicting Putin as the decisive leader who commandeers by singly "running his country." Trump's use of the possessive "his" exposes Donald's own autocratic "theory of governance." A duo of strongmen, riveted with personal will and determination, in charge, ready to do deals with each other. I was primed for Trump boasts Russian trains run on time.