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Kudos to the Shoe Launcher

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              It is amazing how many Americans criticize the action of the Muslim who threw his shoes at the personification of lying treachery when we should in fact commend him for displaying courage literally to the face of slaughterous power.  One or more of the following honors should be considered:           


            The Courage and Integrity Beyond  Any of  Three Hundred Million Americans Award           

            The Mercury Winged Foot Award           

            The Cy Young Award (year's best pitcher)            

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            A shoe-in for the Nobel Peace Prize                       

           The Shoe Fly Pie in the Eye Award            

           The Puss 'n 'n Puss Award            

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           The Action Example to UFP&J Award            

           The Florsheim Lifetime Shoe Supply Award            

           Plus an ample supply of Wolverine steel tipped heavy duty construction boots, size 13 1/2 to re-load his arsenal.            

           And we should certainly have the authentic missiled shoes bronzed and placed on a pedestal in the well of the Senate to remind Republican senators what integrity is, and their Democratic stooge colleagues what courage is.  Further, we should give thanks to Allah for the commendable action of his son as we Christians prepare for the natal celebration of our Prince of Peace.               


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Rafe Pilgrim, after "a life largely wasted on hard honest work," found himself a jungle of turkey oak, scrub pine and giant palmettos up a dirt road running east of Crystal River, Florida, which neither school busses nor the U.S. Postal Service dare (more...)

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