The Courage and Integrity Beyond Any of Three Hundred Million Americans Award
The Mercury Winged Foot Award
The Cy Young Award (year's best pitcher)
A shoe-in for the Nobel Peace Prize
The Shoe Fly Pie in the Eye Award
The Puss 'n Bo....er....Boots 'n Puss Award
The Action Example to UFP&J Award
The Florsheim Lifetime Shoe Supply Award
Plus an ample supply of Wolverine steel tipped heavy duty construction boots, size 13 1/2 to re-load his arsenal.
And we should certainly have the authentic missiled shoes bronzed and placed on a pedestal in the well of the Senate to remind Republican senators what integrity is, and their Democratic stooge colleagues what courage is. Further, we should give thanks to Allah for the commendable action of his son as we Christians prepare for the natal celebration of our Prince of Peace.