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"Dogs in Istanbul are so bored that they would welcome a heap of fleas to scratch themselves'
From the Travels in Turkey Guide, 19th Century
Let's scratch, people. The MSM had released the fleas over the bored liberal public and we all are up there in paroxysm. We feel so empowered. Congressman Todd Akin said some usual nonsense about women and our ladies- in- TV are right on target. They are mad as Hell. They demand his withdrawal from the race. The pop their eyes out and move their bared shoulders in a flirty disgust. Thus they kill two birds in with one stone because there's nothing more appealing than a woman in a sexy dress while being genuinely appalled about something. Most of those women know that the primary their quality is internal indifference, so they never miss a chance to look appalled or disgusted or even concerned. And men, they are up in arms too! They, of course, are not that stupid as that congressman; they know the drill, they have been trained quite enough to express genuine anger towards that atrocity; boy, we all are scratching ourselves.
Funny thing but we did not do that all before. Like when Congresswoman Bachmann impressed us with her eternal wisdom. Or when Hillary said that famous phrase about her coming and him dying. Or when Hillary had to apologize for expressing horror when watching on TV the killing of someone wedonotknowwho. Or when we heard of Bradley Manning and how he was treated. Or when the Dakotas so -- called laws were passed. Or when we had recently the London Olympics while Syria delivered about 1000 dead per day. Or when we heard about drones killing children and women- empowered to become drone pilots. Ah, empowerment, a really word of words. We still call "our men and women in Iraq and Afghanistan' heroes, while maybe the only thing they are together in is malicious misery. But NO, we don't scratch ourselves about that. Our rash is p*ssy Riot.
OMG! The whole Hell breaks lose. Three visibly mentally disturbed women performed a bizarre sacrilege in the primary Russian House of worship, were apprehended and tried in the open court for disturbing the peace. They were sentenced to 2 years in minimal security colony and the Church vouches for them, so they most likely will be pardoned. Yes, it was a tough court, Russian style with them in a cage with glass walls for all to see, yes, many Russian people were outraged. But here- oh boy, we howled! Firstly we called them feminists and activists. They were neither. Russian women do not consider them that way. Their nickname in Russia is "berserk pussies', which says a lot. Second, we have their speeches, prepared as if they had been PhDs- so many historical references that it was enough for three theses. Not that they were that educated before. There is even a reference to Dostoevsky, his civil death trial for apparently " just participation in some discussions.' Dostoevsky was a deeply religious man and if only he could hear who used his name in vain" Well, we here don't really care; fairly recently Laura Bush, our chief librarian had a temerity to call Dostoevsky her favorite author.
Wow, those Russians, they are really disappointing. Despite liberals in power they somehow don't care for empowerment. Now we are going to fix that- Pussies will become as popular as Beatles. Suddenly their music has flavor and all women should use them as role models. No, they should not use Anna Politkovskaya- she was too radical. They should not use women of Haiti as examples- they are too French. They should not us Lynn Stewart- she is too old. The should not use Cindy Sheehan- she is too angry. Girls, welcome Pussies as your saviors and examples for life.
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