Article: If the President Were Audacious

If the President was audacious he would come to the March
To Restore Sanity.
He would dress up as Spiderman.
He would announce the following:
"America is not about stomping out dissent.
"America is ending Don't Ask Don't Tell because it is stupid;
"America is legalizing marijuana;
"America is ending the war in Afghanistan and Iraq;
"America is ending all corporate welfare;
"America is not giving tax breaks to the rich;
"America is taking all the money saved
"And paying down the deficit;
"America is removing troops from sixty countries;
"America is suing BP and Halliburton
"For gross negligence, and
Unlawful death.
"We are legalizing gay marriage
"We will restore all civil liberties
"We are making all elections publicly financed;
"We are making Alaska a National Park;
"We will end global warming;
"We will institute Single Payer Healthcare."
He would apologize for his lack of audacity for the past
Two years - and promise to lead us to the mountain top
And realize Martin Luther King's dream, (by any means necessary)
He would play, "God Bless America" and
"This Land Is Your Land"
He would promise to make Bob Dylan Poet Laureate,
Tell everyone to light it up and have a good time.
He would return to the White House
Because he has lots of work to do
And leave - accompanied by the Normon Luboff choir singing
The Mighty Mouse theme song --
Dreaming is free.