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I AM THE DREAM starring Glenn Beck

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I Am The Dream

starring

Glenn Beck

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on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial August 29, 2010

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Channeled from Glenn's synaptic circuits via Durnford King

I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for the illusion of freedom in the history of our nation.

Not long ago, a great American (me), in whose symbolic shadow you stand today, signed a contract with Rupert Murdoch's Fox News. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Corporatists, Neo-Fascists, and White Supremacists who cannot wait to cook the darkies and brownies and homos in the flames of withering justice. It came as a joyous daybreak to the long night of impurity and stain.

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But now one or two years later (I can never remember), the minorities, and unionists, and Pinko Commie f*ggots are still free. Yes, their lives have been crippled by hatred and violence and weighed down by the chains of disinformation and denunciation.

Thousands of my brainwashed minions have worked to ensure that people of poverty live on a lonely island of oppression in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity; that the middle class languishes in the corners of American society as exiles in their own land. So we have come here today to expand on that shameful condition.

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